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[backscar]

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@holdshisown

[backscar]

( from here )

Moderately. For now, at least.

@tadpoled

[backscar]

( from here )

Exactly what I am trying to forget?

@coldsong

[backscar]

( from here )

I'm not going to sing to them. I just leave them as they are and walk away.

@ragemodes

[backscar]

( from here )

I am never kissing you again.

@standingonmyneck

[backscar]

( from here )

I think I know enough about being cursed to recognise the ill effects, thank you.

@hotasfuck

[backscar]

( from here )

You could always ask the wizard to polymorph you.

[holdshisown]

I see. So can I expect more breaking and entering in my near future?

((thank you and I'm sorry for him))

[coldsong]

You know what? My fault. I should have started out by asking if you wanted solutions or if you just wanted me to listen while you complain.

[As if Loki has been seriously trying to provide solutions rather than trolling.]

I'll be an active listener! What I'm hearing is that you feel there are too many babies in your way, and they're too noisy. Is that correct?

[...he's getting worse.]

[tadpoled]

I believe that would still be my karate chop to your neck, my dear Astarion.

If you need it, we can find a private room and you can feast for as long as you wish. No karate chops involved, promise.

[ragemodes]

YOU DON'T MEAN THAT

[standingonmyneck]

Fair enough, sorry.

Maybe I’d just like to not be caught frowning at a screaming infant only to be told I’ll feel different when I have them.

[backscar]

Which is why I run in the opposite direction. Swiftly.

[backscar]

I most certainly do.

[backscar]

I will consider it and let you know in due course.

[backscar]

I always enjoy being listened to whilst I complain, darling, that will never change.

You don't have to be so irritating about it.

[backscar]

Oh, perhaps.

[standingonmyneck]

Maybe I should start taking notes from you. Maybe my mistake was eye contact all this time.

[holdshisown]

Hmm. What is it that's gotten you so curious, anyways? You could just ask, you know?

[ragemodes]

CAN WE STILL HAVE A GOOD CUDDLE?

@wizardsplain

[backscar]

( from here )

Would you really do that to her? Her reaction would be so upsetting.

[wizardsplain]

Ah, look at you, showing concern for our companions. That empathy is much appreciated, I'm sure.

[ Have a Scooby Snack for showing human elf emotions. ]

The spell is only temporary, but no. Do you really think me so insecure? On second thought, don't answer that.

[coldsong]

I sort of do. It's my brand. [He can tone it down a little though.]

I actually quite like children. They're completely amoral, all mischief and lies. Even babies. It's not very sophisticated deception, but they still make the attempt, even before they can speak.

[backscar]

I just don't want her to make that face. You know the one.

[ The super sad one. It's so... Annoying. Heartbreaking. ]

Are you sure? I could give you an excellent answer.

[wizardsplain]

I imagine we have very different definitions of 'excellent'.

[backscar]

I imagine you would be rather surprised.