Perhaps you just haven't gotten the full opportunity to witness my charisma in action. [ Yes, that's it. Just cope harder. ] I assure you, I'm more than capable of winning over even the most misanthropic of spawns.
You may refer to the notches on your bedpost with such flippancy, but there's no need to relegate my relationships to mere 'entanglements'. Regardless! I've no desire to repeat the unseemly mistakes of my past. I've quite learned from those tactics.
I wouldn't dream of telling you what to say. [ He said, you know, like a liar.] But I'd hesitate to paint every vampire with a broad brush. I've heard that, under the right circumstances, some can almost be pleasant.
I'm not sure I quite agree. While vampires didn't exactly ignite my interest prior to our meeting, there's something about pitching one's tent a stone's throw away from a spawn that piques the academic curiosity.
Oh, it would be terribly uncouth to simply ask the subject of one's curiosities.
Then again, I suppose couth is a tad bit overrated! You've clearly a preference for sapient beings' blood, present company excluded. Why would a friendly neighborhood vampire not choose to subsist on squirrels?
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Marvellous. So should I be saying 'vampires are bad', hm?
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Then again, I suppose couth is a tad bit overrated! You've clearly a preference for sapient beings' blood, present company excluded. Why would a friendly neighborhood vampire not choose to subsist on squirrels?
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