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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-20 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gale raises his eyebrows, lifting a pointed finger. ]

I don't—

[ He catches himself, curling that finger down as if deliberately restraining himself. No need to make himself appear so easily ruffled, especially in front of such an inveterate ruffler. He steeples his fingers, the very picture of placidity aside from the small twitch of his eyebrow that gives him away. ]

What I mean to say is, it's rather more of a magical absorbing of the Weave to quell the orb's more unstable properties.

[ When he phrases it the right way, it sounds downright respectable. When Astarion phrases it that way, it sounds asinine. ]

But if consuming the tome's magical energy is your concern, [ he says, pointedly, ] you can be certain that I swear not to absorb any of the Weave from it. ...Without your express permission, of course.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ He half-expects Astarion to leave him hanging, having gotten his hopes up for a laugh. When he actually offers the tome, Gale's eyes widen in surprise, first that he's actually relinquishing the damn thing and then that it's unexpectedly... good. Gale wouldn't peg Astarion as the type to part with just about anything valuable without receiving something in return, but he chooses not to look a gift horse in the mouth. For now, anyway.

His gaze ping-pongs from Astarion's face to the grimoire and back for a few moments before his greedy hands snatch it for himself, eyes scanning over the cover in excitement.
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Oh! Well, my gratitude was always going to be sincere, but it's... particularly sincere now. The idea of digging into this is quite thrilling indeed.

[ Gale holds the grimoire to his chest, as if worried Astarion is going to take it away. ]

You must tell me where you found this.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-21 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Astarion has such a way of seeming like he doesn't care at all, like this is nothing to him. For Gale, who cares far too much about everything all the time, it's impossible to imagine ever being that way. He certainly would have remembered exactly where he found the book. ]

Ah, [ he says, knowingly. Theft. ] Your misappropriation is greatly appreciated! Well, by me, at least. I imagine someone is sorely missing this.

[ He would be heartbroken if someone stole something like this from him — and yet his tone shows little empathy for the grimoire's former owner. Whatever sorry soul Astarion took a souvenir from, it's Gale's now. Difficult to get bogged down in morality when Astarion's misdeeds have produced such an exciting prize. Besides, it's not as if he can return it now.

Gale takes a moment, deep in thought, then says,
] I suppose I could offer more than my gratitude, if you were interested. I couldn't help but notice you're quite the reader yourself.

[ At least, if how he spends his time in camp is any indication. He can't imagine Astarion's taste in literature, but whatever it is, Gale's certain it could be improved with his input (as could all things). ]

Perhaps you might like to borrow something. I've a veritable cornucopia of excellent literary taste.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-22 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gale carefully sets aside the grimoire, trying not to dwell on whether he might have ignited its former owner. He crouches by a stack of books he's piled precariously by his tent; each appears meticulously cared for, with nary a creased spine in sight. As he sorts through the stack, he feels a familiar thrum of nerves. Not anxiety or worry, but something he's felt far more times: eagerness for approval, a desire to impress.

As intolerable as he can be, Astarion is also an interesting person. Gale wouldn't mind blowing him away with his refined literary inclinations.
]

Oh! This one is brilliant, [ he says, holding up a tome so heavy it nearly falls out of his hand. ] A complete and total history of Aglarond from 1065 to— [ He trails off, thinking better of it. ] But... perhaps not for you.

[ Maybe fiction is a safer bet. He immediately sets aside the classics, assuming Astarion has either already read them or finds them boring. Lifting another, he considers it for a moment before glancing back at Astarion. ]

Ah, the protagonist here is a bona fide rake. You might relate.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-23 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ In Gale's opinion, Astarion should be neither flattered nor scandalized. He is a rake, especially in the eyes of a serial monogamist whose idea of a wild night is cooking without a recipe.

He stares at Astarion with a quirked eyebrow, skepticism written all over his face. He gives him a pointed once-over: good-looking man, expensive tastes, libertine morals. 'Rakish' seems an understatement; Astarion is as if the anti-hero from a lowbrow romance novel came to life (not that Gale would know anything about those, of course). He has to wonder which parts of the persona are genuine. All of it? None of it? With Astarion, it's difficult to tell.

His gaze flicks back to Astarion's face and he tilts his head, dubious.
]

Do you mean to deny the allegation, then?

[ Translation: yes, I absolutely think you're a rake. ]
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-23 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ With the attitude of an adult patting a child's head: ] I'm sure your devil-may-care charm has captured many a heart.

[ There's far more interesting things about Astarion than his debauchery, but his head is plenty big enough already without being told that. Let him get knocked down a peg. Or maybe three.

Gale isn't the most socially perceptive, but even he can tell when the vibe is off; he sets the book aside and gets to rifling through the stack again. Too dry, too soppy. Too long, too short. The kind of books someone reads make a statement about who they are, and he certainly doesn't want the statement Astarion gets to be 'booooooring'. He holds up another book, the cover embossed in gold.
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Perhaps this one. It follows a gentleman thief and his detested rival, a detective, as they must work together to clear their names of the murder they've been accused of — quite thrilling, really. And the ending— [ Ah. He stops himself. ] Well. I suppose that's for me to know and you to find out.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-24 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gale doesn't attempt to hide the proud grin on his face, pleased with himself for choosing well enough to pique Astarion's interest. He stands, book in hand, and makes a move to surrender it to Astarion — before thinking better of it. He holds the novel close to his chest, protective. ]

Some ground rules, if you will.

[ Allowing Astarion to borrow the book is meant as a kind gesture, but it has its limits. For the past year, these books were some of Gale's only friends. Even disregarding his natural perfectionistic desire to keep them pristine, he thinks they've earned a certain level of treatment that he needs to be sure Astarion will commit to. ]

Do not put pressure on the spine. Use caution when turning the pages. And the respectable way to hold one's place is with a bookmark, not a folded corner.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-25 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Astarion was supposed to say something like, "Oh, yes, I pinky promise I'll be the gentlest vampire there ever was." ...But this will have to do. ]

It wouldn't do to deprive you of the greatest gift of all — the occasion to earn my trust.

[ He relinquishes the novel to Astarion with a flourish, unbothered by any offense he took at Gale's rules. It's clear that the content of Astarion's character will be judged by the condition in which he returns this book, for good or ill. If Astarion can treat one of Gale's precious possessions kindly, that speaks well of him. If he can't, perhaps an errant fire bolt finds him when he least expects it. ]

Besides, it's been quite some time since I had the chance for intelligent conversation with someone other than a tressym. It would be a waste to throw away the opportunity to engage in some spirited literary discourse.

[ Gale tries very hard to make this sound like a coveted opportunity for intellectual dialogue and less like mandatory book report with a lonely wizard. ]
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-26 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gale waves a hand, dismissive. ]

Oh, please — prepare yourself to be delighted. After all, you've a recommendation from a man of incomparable taste.

[ And he's modest, too! With all the thought he put into picking this particular novel for Astarion to read, he had better enjoy it. It's a little more exciting, a little more bloody than his usual fare. He figured Astarion might appreciate something more thrilling. Of course, it's not entirely solving murders and running from the guards; there's the unlikely bond that forms between two sworn rivals, too, but that seems less of a selling point for Astarion. He doesn't strike Gale as the type to be invested in real people's relationships, much less fictional ones'. He likes to think that this will be the story to change that. ]

As works of fiction go, I assure you it's among the greats. I'm quite fond of the character of Detective Morin myself. A polymath and prodigious investigator, intellect second to none. [ With slight irritation in his voice: ] Some may find him egotistical, but I dare say they lack reading comprehension.

[ He relates to this character. Perhaps a little too much. ]
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-26 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Well.

[ Gale chuckles sheepishly, as if exposed. Make no mistake, however: he finds great joy in Astarion comparing them, even if it was only due to Gale's own words. Underneath his modesty, he's practically glowing with excitement to have the opportunity to liken himself to such a bright character. ]

I suppose, if one were to compare him and myself, they'd find we share a number of characteristics. We've both had a lifelong relationship with and deep affection for that most enticing of paramours: learning. [ Said in the most sickeningly genuine tone one can imagine. ] We've both a dogged dedication to pursuing our chosen craft. Ah — and as of recently, we share robust facial hair.

[ Gale strokes his beard, just in case Astarion has gone this long without noticing. ]

I'm sure it comes as no surprise that I would identify with such a character.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-27 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Of course Gale waxes poetic about himself. No one else is going to do it for him.

Sunnily, before he's fully grasped the intent behind Astarion's words:
] That's where we differ. The detective is married only to his job, a true bachelor— [ Then, as his mind catches up with his mouth, he stops himself, bristling in offense. ] Oh.

[ He splutters for a moment, uncertain how to respond to such a disrespectful notion. Leave it to Astarion to blaspheme so flippantly. ]

Mystra is no longer my paramour, thank you, [ he finally clarifies, as if this is somehow important. Their relationship is over and he's being so mature about it. ] And I know you've no love for the natural order of things, but to claim her beneath any mortal is preposterous. She's the very essence of magic. Power incarnate.
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-28 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Gale scoffs, incredulous at Astarion's boldness to compare the Mother of Magic to simply 'powerful' (and apparently charmless and boring) men. He shakes his head again, unable to even quip back at Astarion's immodest claims. They'll have to go unchallenged for now.

Frustration at being at cross purposes worms its way into his voice.
] You misunderstand. Mystra is not only powerful, she is power.

[ An unimportant distinction to some, but everything to him. She's the embodiment of the Weave. The thing that gives his life purpose. The only reason Gale even matters. He would be a fool not to worship her. ]

Without Mystra, there is no Gale of Waterdeep. [ Metaphorically. Literally, there may be no Gale with her soon enough, but that's another story. ]
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[personal profile] wizardsplain 2023-10-28 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gale's eyes widen, a flash of repulsion welling up inside him at hearing Astarion say this — then, anger at the mere insinuation. Astarion's really batting a thousand today when it comes to offending him.

He throws his hands up, exasperated.
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Hells, Astarion. I think you know very well I would never even think to utter such vile words.

[ Because they aren't true. Astarion's right: he's charming and fun to be around, if caught in the right mood. Cunning. Eloquent. Unfortunately indispensable in a battle and out of it. A fair bit more than just 'rakish', and none of it thanks to Cazador. ]

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