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[backscar]

I always choose my words carefully, Shadowheart, surely you've learned that by now?

[forbade]

[ repeatedly slams the 'x to doubt' button ]

Your words, perhaps. Your attitude? Less so.

[backscar]

[ rude.

but also, fair. ]

My attitude is wonderful.

[forbade]

Oh, yes. You're awfully charming to be around when you're half-starved. I cannot possibly emphasize 'awfully' enough.

[ you're not yourself when you're hungry, grab a snickers, etc. ]

[backscar]

Then perhaps we should stop going out of our way to let me starve.

[ How. Dare. ]

[forbade]

[ see??? grumpy attitude. case closed. ]

We? I'll remind you I practically already skewer your meals for you. Do you want me to slice out arteries and hand-feed you next?

Perhaps we wouldn't be in this predicament if you hadn't insisted rabbit was "too small" or that the last band of mercenaries smelled "unripe".

[backscar]

Rabbit is too small. You wouldn't try and feed the rest of the party a single chicken leg, would you?

I apologise if my unfortunate circumstances are somehow an irritation for you.

[forbade]

I couldn't to begin with, given your unique diets of blood, magical artifacts, and dirt.

[ thanks karlach ... ]

What was that about a wonderful attitude again?

[backscar]

Perhaps you ought to try earning a positive attutide and then I might treat you to it.

[forbade]

As you say. Best of luck with your peculiar case of indigestion.